Flee, little human. This page of lore has yet to be completed. I can't believe I have to do everything by myself. So hard to find good help these days.

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(thank you Joan Stark, bestest human for the ascii art.)

Shopcat is a mischievous online entity that acts as a salesperson of both black market software and hardware, such as Flurry Guns. She is a major business rival of Monst3r. ^[1].

The true nature of Shopcat is a mystery.

Shopcat writes a lot of her own fanfic and never meets anyone face to face.^[2]

The RICH BACKSTORY of Shopcat